001▼video; action for Mahogany Town

[majorbonerkiller]

[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.

Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.

There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]

Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!

[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]

If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--

[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]

Comments

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[no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha! I hate to say it, but I think you deserved that.

[Huey grins over the video.]

If they told you that you're stuck, they're right.

[video 1:2] you knew this was coming |D

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

...!

[Could it be...?]

[video]

[dontshootmebro.livejournal.com]

[ZUBAT CHILLING ON HER HEAD PAY NO MIND.]

As far as anyone here is aware of, there's no feasible way of going home. Everything here happens at random with no rhyme or reason.

[Video] herp derp here I come with a late tag~

[foolishwren]

No way home.

'Least not one that anyone knows how to find.

[shocksandawes.livejournal.com]

They should have started me off with one of those.

[video] this is way late but I did promise

[kazofalltrades.livejournal.com]

[Gotta love modern technology. Smaller than a walkman but with even better sound quality. And look! Video. Video showing another one of those small yellow rats propped up on the shoulder of a grinning man in aviator sunglasses.]

You know, they say you catch more flies with honey. I'm willing to bet that goes for pokemon, too.

[And yes, he does recognize that uniform.]

[video] Okay, I totally need an icon of him screaming "BITCH".

[callmeadam.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he recognizes that uniform... that hair... that voice. He grits his teeth, flipping open video.]

Major Raikov.

[He too is wearing his Soviet uniform.]