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[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.

Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.

There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]

Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!

[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]

If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--

[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]

[video 2:2]

Date: 2011-02-23 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
[Wait... this man was from Russia without a doubt, China could recognize that Soviet uniform anywhere. However, this was not the same Russian he knew from back home. This man had blue eyes and his hair was slightly longer. China's surprised expression fades, but he quickly regains his composure. He's not going to comment on the Pikachu since he's been shocked by his brother's as well, so he knows it's not fun.]

There is no way back to Russia, or anywhere on earth, aru. We're all stuck here in Johto unless we can find some kind of gateway.

video; yes I did BD

Date: 2011-02-23 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[While getting home was a priority, he also had to wonder if this was a woman or a beautiful man. Ivan did a bit of staring.]

Johto, that's this place, right? [He scoffed.]

If this isn't Earth, how did I get here all within the course of a nap? You're all gullible idiots.

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Date: 2011-02-23 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
[It's your guess, Ivan.]

[In the meantime, China nods his head.] That's correct, aru.

And believe me, I don't know how I got here either. One minute I'm walking through the bamboo grove, the next I wake up in a house that's not mine, aru! At first I thought it might have been part of some cruel joke that Ivan was playing on me, but he's not here, so...

[He frowns and folds his arms.]

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Date: 2011-02-23 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[He can't figure it out.]

You too...? [Ivan looks a little worried--this was getting weird. When he hears his name however, he perks up.]

Not here? Heh, who do you think you're talking to~?

[He's going to go with male for now, and hope he's correct.]
Edited Date: 2011-02-23 01:54 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-02-23 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
I'm afraid so, aru. I've been here since last October, along with my two brothers.

[He knits his eyebrows together.] I'm afraid I'm not following. [Then he picks up something and the surprised look returns to his brown eyes.] Unless... is your name Ivan as well?

[China knew that Ivan was a common name in Russia, but still...!]

[Sorry, Ivan, but right now, China is not within crotchgrabbing distance for you to find out for sure.]

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Date: 2011-02-23 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
...I see. [He didn't look too happy about that, a few days was too long to be away from home, let alone a few months.]

That's right, Major Ivan Raikov. And you are?

[Surely a name will confirm a gender once and for all!]

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Date: 2011-02-23 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
Wang Yao, from China.

[He bows his head.]

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Date: 2011-02-23 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[His name sounded like food.]

...What kind of name is that?

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Date: 2011-02-23 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
[China just... blinks.]

I'm Chinese, aru. Yao is a common name in my country, just as Ivan is in yours.

[He clears his throat.] Putting that aside, I'm afraid you'll have to get used to having that Pikachu following you around, aru. You're stuck with it whether you like it or not.

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Date: 2011-02-23 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
...Oh. [He still didn't know what gender Yao was.]

[Pikachu pips up happily at the mention of it's name.]

What's the point? I don't need pets, they just waste resources.

[Also known as food for Ivan.]

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Date: 2011-02-24 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
[China's beginning to notice how long Ivan has been staring at him.] May I ask why you're staring at me?

[China smiles at the Pikachu. Those were so cute!]

I wouldn't call them pets, since they seem to be more intelligent than the natives here, aru. They can actually put up a good fight if they're trained well. Not only that, but when they reach a certain level they completely change their appearance.

[His beautiful Gyarados for example; his precious Lien-Hua.]

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Date: 2011-02-24 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Are you a man or a woman?

[He says rather bluntly.]

They can fight...? Maybe they're useful after all...

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Date: 2011-02-24 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
I'm a man, aru. [This isn't the first time he's heard that question, so he answers in a pretty calm tone.]

Yes, they all have different abilities. Your pikachu, for example, is and electric-type, that's why it can use lightning and static with its attacks, aru. Then my Dewgong is an ice-type, so he will be able to use ice with his attacks.

video

Date: 2011-02-24 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[He smiles a bit.] How beautiful~

[Yeah, this talk of Pokemon? He's caring less and less.]

So that was what shocked me earlier...the thing should know better. I'll have to train it.

[He looks off screen at the rat, a little irritated. Pikachu can be heard responding cautiously.]

video

Date: 2011-02-24 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
[Even though China's heard that one before too, he still blushes a little, but he keeps his face relaxed.] *ahem* Thank you, aru.

Even I have to admit they can get on one's nerves, but not all of them have bad attitudes...

[He takes his own pokegear and has it zoom out a little so his Gyarados, Lien-Hua, can be seen nuzzling against him like a purring cat.]

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Date: 2011-02-24 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Well, Ivan feels accomplished now. If only this weren't over...video...phone. Video phone.]

A good soldier should never attack his--what is that?!

[His face grew larger as Ivan leaned closer to his screen, trying to get a good look.

Pikachu's face popped into the frame as he tried to get a look, and Ivan pushed him away.]

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Date: 2011-02-24 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
[One of these days, Ivan... One of these days...]

Hm? Oh, this is Lien-Hua, my female Gyarados, aru. [He steps away from Lien-Hua and focuses the camera of his gear on his sea dragon.]

She's quite gentle, actually.

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Date: 2011-02-24 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
It's big...

[What the Colonel wouldn't do for a creature like that...]

Where did you get it?

video

Date: 2011-02-24 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
Well... She actually used to be a tiny red fish until she evolved and became this beautiful dragon, aru. [He's honestly not expecting Ivan to believe him, but it was still the truth.]

Although, she should be having eggs soon, aru. I could raise one for you. [Because not everyone had the patience to raise these guys.]

video

Date: 2011-02-24 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
I hope you don't expect me to believe that.

[He scoffed, but the offer for eggs still piqued his interest.]

I'll let that slide, though. [Ivan was so generous, wasn't he?]

Now, what do you want for it?

video

Date: 2011-02-24 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
[He chuckles.] Many people don't tend to believe it either, aru.

Considering you're new here, I'll only charge 300P, that's the currency they use here by the way.

[He just hoped the offspring would be as good mattered as their mother.]

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Date: 2011-02-24 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
300P, huh?

[Ivan rummaged around in a bag at his side, remember being handed a bit of currency. It looks like he had roughly 3000P from what those Rockets gave him.]

I'll be getting a Gyra... the blue thing, right? I don't want some stupid fish.

video

Date: 2011-02-24 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
[He nods.]

It will take time to raise the fish, but I will give it to you once it's become a dragon, aru.

[He tries to figure out where Ivan is by looking at the background.]

Where are you anyway?

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Date: 2011-02-24 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Alright~ [Pleased with this deal, he smirks a bit.]

I, uh...Mahogany town.

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Date: 2011-02-24 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
Mahogany... [Wait... that was where all the Team Rocket recruits... He keeps a calm face on the outside, at least he hopes he is. Besides, he was anything but defenseless.]

I'm in Goldenrod. Perhaps, we could either meet in Ecruteak or I could take the shortcut to Mahogany myself, aru.

[That would mean he'd have to go ahead of his brothers, but with Hong Kong doing the badge challenge they'd catch up.]

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