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[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.

Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.

There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]

Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!

[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]

If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--

[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]

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Date: 2011-02-22 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com
Ahahahahaha! I hate to say it, but I think you deserved that.

[Huey grins over the video.]

If they told you that you're stuck, they're right.

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Date: 2011-02-22 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Ivan comes to, his hair a frizzy mess. He can do nothing but glare at the screen a moment.]

Who the hell are you?

[He sits up, and the camera shakes a bit in response. Pikachu can be seen wandering a behind him.]

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Date: 2011-02-22 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com
Huey Emmerich. Outer Heaven's head of R&D.

[He laughs lightly at the sight of Raikov's hair. It's a pity the uniform's unfamiliar to him.]

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Date: 2011-02-22 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Outer Heaven? What's that?

[His eyes widen at the laugh, realizing the dismal condition of his hair.

The camera is quickly turned away.]

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Date: 2011-02-23 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
[Wait... this man was from Russia without a doubt, China could recognize that Soviet uniform anywhere. However, this was not the same Russian he knew from back home. This man had blue eyes and his hair was slightly longer. China's surprised expression fades, but he quickly regains his composure. He's not going to comment on the Pikachu since he's been shocked by his brother's as well, so he knows it's not fun.]

There is no way back to Russia, or anywhere on earth, aru. We're all stuck here in Johto unless we can find some kind of gateway.

video; yes I did BD

Date: 2011-02-23 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[While getting home was a priority, he also had to wonder if this was a woman or a beautiful man. Ivan did a bit of staring.]

Johto, that's this place, right? [He scoffed.]

If this isn't Earth, how did I get here all within the course of a nap? You're all gullible idiots.

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Date: 2011-02-23 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gochuugoku.livejournal.com
[It's your guess, Ivan.]

[In the meantime, China nods his head.] That's correct, aru.

And believe me, I don't know how I got here either. One minute I'm walking through the bamboo grove, the next I wake up in a house that's not mine, aru! At first I thought it might have been part of some cruel joke that Ivan was playing on me, but he's not here, so...

[He frowns and folds his arms.]

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Date: 2011-02-23 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontshootmebro.livejournal.com
[ZUBAT CHILLING ON HER HEAD PAY NO MIND.]

As far as anyone here is aware of, there's no feasible way of going home. Everything here happens at random with no rhyme or reason.

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Date: 2011-02-23 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Ivan pays mind.]

That's what everybody keeps saying...

...What is that thing on your head?

[It looked like some kind of rat. Everything was a rat to Ivan--unless it was an American, then they were just a dog.

Dogs were also dogs.]
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Date: 2011-02-24 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontshootmebro.livejournal.com
Good to know you've been informed.

[why yes, Cybil does sometimes forget that her 15lb bat you silly russian Pokemon likes to use her head as a roost.

give her a second.
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It's another creature who can fit into those balls. This one's called a Zubat, yours is probably called something different.

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Date: 2011-02-24 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Barely...

[Ivan wouldn't dare let some dirty bat sit on his head and ruin his hair or the poise of his hat.]

I've been told it's a "Pikachu".

[His disinterest in his own pokemon couldn't be any more obvious.]

Say, how do these balls work anyway?

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[Video] herp derp here I come with a late tag~

Date: 2011-02-23 11:43 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
No way home.

'Least not one that anyone knows how to find.

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Date: 2011-02-24 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Oh, it's some little girl. Ivan watches her rather blankly.]

What would you know?

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Date: 2011-02-24 12:39 am (UTC)
foolishwren: I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS, DEFEATED. (THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF THOSE JEANS")
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
[... What would I know?]

More than you, newbie.

Nobody knows how to get back.

Not even the natives, unless they're playing some serious kind of dumb.

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Date: 2011-02-24 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Ivan only narrows his eyes and raises a brow at the word "newbie", having no idea what it means.

He doesn't like your attitude, Missy.]

Keep using that tone and you'll regret it.

What about how we got here?

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One of what?

[He simply lowers a brow.]

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Date: 2011-03-01 06:44 am (UTC)
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[Gotta love modern technology. Smaller than a walkman but with even better sound quality. And look! Video. Video showing another one of those small yellow rats propped up on the shoulder of a grinning man in aviator sunglasses.]

You know, they say you catch more flies with honey. I'm willing to bet that goes for pokemon, too.

[And yes, he does recognize that uniform.]

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Date: 2011-03-02 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
You know, they also say to think before you speak.

[He coolly replies, eyes narrowed at the other man.

...who was rather attractive.]

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Date: 2011-03-02 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
[Damn straight. He knows it, too.]

Hey now, is that any way to make a first impression? I'm just trying to help.

[And just being sort of amused by your difficulties.]

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[Oh, he recognizes that uniform... that hair... that voice. He grits his teeth, flipping open video.]

Major Raikov.

[He too is wearing his Soviet uniform.]
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Well, if that isn't a familiar face.

[He looked a cross between relieved to see somebody he knew, and annoyed that it had to be Ocelot of all people.]

Major Ocelot~
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It's a shame that your precious Colonel couldn't join us. I'm sure he'd find your new pokemon amusing.

[Meanwhile, Boss the Ponyta sticks her head into the picture.]

[video] nooooo ;_;

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