001▼video; action for Mahogany Town
Feb. 22nd, 2011 04:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
majorbonerkiller[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.
Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.
There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]
Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!
[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]
If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--
[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]
Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.
There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]
Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!
[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]
If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--
[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]
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Date: 2011-02-24 04:12 am (UTC)Well, more like shouts.]
How dare you insult the Colonel like that!? If he were here to hear that right now, you would be dead, woman!
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Date: 2011-02-24 04:16 am (UTC)[At first, Heather looks slightly alarmed. Not so much about his anger, just the unexpected volume. But then, slowly, the corners of her mouth curl upwards into a big, toothy smirk.]
[Oh. OH. You mad, son. You mad.]
'Colonel'... so that's what they're calling it these days.
[She obviously doesn't really think he's talking about a stripper, but... come on, it got such a good reaction!]
[Video] gurl you be trollin'
Date: 2011-02-24 04:27 am (UTC)[Oh, he's mad all right.]
[Video] they see me trollin, they hatin
Date: 2011-02-24 04:49 am (UTC)[Teenagers feed on stuck-up people getting mad. It is like their life force.]
[Video] tryin' to catch me buggin' Russians
Date: 2011-02-24 05:01 am (UTC)[And Ivan is like that kid who starts shouting and resorts to violence the moment he's insulted.]
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Date: 2011-02-24 02:30 pm (UTC)Anyway, love to see you try.
[These two will clearly be the best of friends.]
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Date: 2011-02-24 07:16 pm (UTC)Do you have a bite to match that big mouth of yours, little girl?
[Clearly.]
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Date: 2011-02-24 07:37 pm (UTC)More than enough.
Wanna see?
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Date: 2011-02-24 11:09 pm (UTC)If you're so eager to lose.
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Date: 2011-02-25 05:53 am (UTC)I'm in a city called Violet.
Better come quick, or I might keep insulting male strippers. And that's terrible.
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Date: 2011-02-25 06:47 am (UTC)I don't have time to waste finding you. I'm waiting for a delivery.
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Date: 2011-02-25 06:50 am (UTC)[See that Cheshire grin she's got? It's mocking you. It's mocking you oh so hard. IS THE ANGRY RUSSIAN MAN TOO FRIGHTENED TO COME FIGHT A TEENAGE GIRL? PO' BABY.]
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Date: 2011-02-25 05:35 pm (UTC)You're foolish if you think I'm afraid of the likes of you. As soon as I have my delivery I'll get to you, brat.
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Date: 2011-02-26 12:33 am (UTC)All right, but don't expect me to feel sympathetic if you chicken out!
[Was she being a cocky little jerk? Yes. But... it's been awhile since she's had a good fight. Besides, this guy practically picked it himself!]
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Date: 2011-02-26 12:39 am (UTC)[
RAGEQUITSends feed.]