001▼video; action for Mahogany Town
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majorbonerkiller[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.
Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.
There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]
Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!
[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]
If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--
[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]
Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.
There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]
Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!
[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]
If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--
[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]
[Video] herp derp here I come with a late tag~
Date: 2011-02-23 11:43 pm (UTC)'Least not one that anyone knows how to find.
[Video] yayyy
Date: 2011-02-24 12:16 am (UTC)What would you know?
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 12:39 am (UTC)More than you, newbie.
Nobody knows how to get back.
Not even the natives, unless they're playing some serious kind of dumb.
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 12:56 am (UTC)He doesn't like your attitude, Missy.]
Keep using that tone and you'll regret it.
What about how we got here?
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 03:09 am (UTC)[Her brows go up and she actually scoffs.]
Oh gosh. I'm quakin' in my rainboots.
Anyway, isn't it obvious?
Alien abduction.
[She has no idea. But he's getting annoyed with her and when that happens, it's basically like pressing a great big red button that says 'ANNOY ME MORE'.]
[... There's also something incredibly familiar about him, but she's thrown off by that Soviet uniform. ... It'll occur to her eventually, though.]
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 03:19 am (UTC)... [He scowls a bit at her sarcasm.]
Alien abduction? Are you kidding me--you actually believe we're on another planet?
[That's what some of the others have been saying too.]
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 03:35 am (UTC)[...she has no idea that she basically just described his boyfriend. ..... with the part about shooting electricity, not about fitting into balls the size of apples or being banana-yellow.]
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 03:44 am (UTC)[He looks off screen at Pikachu. If Volgin could do it, he guessed it wouldn't be impossible for a rodent, but...this thing handled it differently than the Colonel. It didn't need a suit, or...maybe that's what the ball was for?]
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 03:47 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 03:59 am (UTC)I always wondered what kind of ignorant fool you had to be to not know who Colonel Volgin is. Thunderbolt, to the American dogs?
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 04:06 am (UTC)[Colonel... Volgin? ... Yeah, not a household name, exactly. She raises a brow and takes another look at the person she's talking to. ... Army uniform. Not American, though. Well okay, buddy.]
Do I look like a soldier to you?
I've never heard of anybody named 'Thunderbolt'.
Sounds like a male stripper name.
[Video 1/2]
Date: 2011-02-24 04:10 am (UTC)[Video 2/2]
Date: 2011-02-24 04:12 am (UTC)Well, more like shouts.]
How dare you insult the Colonel like that!? If he were here to hear that right now, you would be dead, woman!
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 04:16 am (UTC)[At first, Heather looks slightly alarmed. Not so much about his anger, just the unexpected volume. But then, slowly, the corners of her mouth curl upwards into a big, toothy smirk.]
[Oh. OH. You mad, son. You mad.]
'Colonel'... so that's what they're calling it these days.
[She obviously doesn't really think he's talking about a stripper, but... come on, it got such a good reaction!]
[Video] gurl you be trollin'
Date: 2011-02-24 04:27 am (UTC)[Oh, he's mad all right.]
[Video] they see me trollin, they hatin
Date: 2011-02-24 04:49 am (UTC)[Teenagers feed on stuck-up people getting mad. It is like their life force.]
[Video] tryin' to catch me buggin' Russians
Date: 2011-02-24 05:01 am (UTC)[And Ivan is like that kid who starts shouting and resorts to violence the moment he's insulted.]
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 02:30 pm (UTC)Anyway, love to see you try.
[These two will clearly be the best of friends.]
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 07:16 pm (UTC)Do you have a bite to match that big mouth of yours, little girl?
[Clearly.]
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 07:37 pm (UTC)More than enough.
Wanna see?
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-24 11:09 pm (UTC)If you're so eager to lose.
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-25 05:53 am (UTC)I'm in a city called Violet.
Better come quick, or I might keep insulting male strippers. And that's terrible.
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-25 06:47 am (UTC)I don't have time to waste finding you. I'm waiting for a delivery.
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-25 06:50 am (UTC)[See that Cheshire grin she's got? It's mocking you. It's mocking you oh so hard. IS THE ANGRY RUSSIAN MAN TOO FRIGHTENED TO COME FIGHT A TEENAGE GIRL? PO' BABY.]
[Video]
Date: 2011-02-25 05:35 pm (UTC)You're foolish if you think I'm afraid of the likes of you. As soon as I have my delivery I'll get to you, brat.
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