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[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.

Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.

There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]

Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!

[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]

If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--

[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]

Video

Date: 2011-02-22 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com
You're showing off your lack of knowledge, sir.

[A low laugh.]

Look at that creature beside you. Those don't exist on Earth. There's no planes, no buses, no cars. There are no weapons. You went to sleep somewhere else and woke up here. It's not my fault if you're not smart enough to figure it out.

Video

Date: 2011-02-22 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Don't insult my intelligence when you're the one who's gullible enough to believe anything some you're told!

[Ivan did glance over at the rat though, an inkling of doubt written on his face.]

Video

Date: 2011-02-22 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com
I've been here months. Call me gullible if you find a way out.

[And just to mock him, his Skarmory points its giant metal head in the video and screeches.]

Video

Date: 2011-02-23 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Oh, I'll find a way--EAAHH! [Ivan jumps back at the bird's screech and sudden appearance.]

What--wh-what the hell is that thing?!

Video

Date: 2011-02-23 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com
It's a Skarmory. It's a type of Pokèmon just like that one beside you.

[He lightly pushes Hal the Skarmory away.]

Video

Date: 2011-02-23 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, that's what they were calling this rat.

[Pikachu makes another annoyed whine, but Ivan ignores him.]

Something about having to steal as many as possible...

Video

Date: 2011-02-23 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com
...what now?

[He frowns at the stranger, suddenly feeling a well of rare anger surge up in him.]

How dare you...

Video

Date: 2011-02-23 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
How dare I what?

[He just gives Huey a perplexed look, with a hint of smugness--simply because the other man seems angry.

It doesn't really matter why he's angry, just that Ivan caused it and that was something to be smug about.]

Video

Date: 2011-02-25 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com
Stealing other peoples' Pokèmon? That's pathetic, you... you worm!

[He flounders angrily, glaring at the man. If it even was a man.]

Video

Date: 2011-02-25 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Heh, I haven't done anything, so maybe you should calm down before you accuse the wrong person and get yourself into some real trouble..

[Shrugs.]
Edited Date: 2011-02-27 10:52 pm (UTC)

Video (pff, it's fine)

Date: 2011-03-03 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Team Rocket? Yeah, that's what his uniform said and what he'd been told in a note upon arriving, but he hardly considered himself a member despite currently lounging in their headquarters.]

Hardly. I don't join an organization just because they offer.

Video

Date: 2011-03-06 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com
They don't offer.

[Deadpan.]

If you're not one of them, you might want to run away then. They're terrible people.

Video

Date: 2011-03-07 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Yeah? What's so bad about them?

[Because as it was right now, he was getting paid P1000 a week and had a place to stay.]

Video

Date: 2011-03-11 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com
They're common thieves. [His voice is scornful.] Really, it's pitiful.

Video

Date: 2011-03-12 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
And who are you, so high and mighty to judge how somebody else lives their life?

[He just wanted to back Huey up into a corner, trap him like a rat.]

Video

Date: 2011-03-12 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com
Any decent person would look down on scum like that. People who're too lazy or stupid to work for themselves, so they take what other people have earned.

Video

Date: 2011-03-12 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Ivan grins venomously.]
Do you always talk like that about people who live life differently than yourself? You're a Yankee, aren't you?

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