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[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.

Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.

There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]

Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!

[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]

If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--

[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Ivan might be staring--okay, not might. Is.

Almost completely ignoring what Kaz said:]

Who are you, anyway?

[Ivan's too good for your help, Kaz. At least in matters of Pokemon. Now, if you had some other ideas in mind--]

[video] we can derp along together

Date: 2011-03-02 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
[He's got his hands full dealing with BB at the moment. Besides, you're pretty far away from Violet, Ivan. But he notices the staring and preens a bit, secretly. Outwardly, he smiles and adjusts his sunglasses.]

You're pretty pushy, huh, comrade?
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Not pushy, I just like to know who I'm talking to~

[He smiles in return, but it's a little snooty.]

[video] Kaz IS pretty good at raising morale

Date: 2011-03-02 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
[Kaz is a spy. He knows the value of information. So he's going to be cautious here. The Russian uniform had been interesting enough to be most of the reason he contacted this guy. Lets see if he plays along.]

Understandable. Why don't you go first? Call it a show of goodwill.

[video] that he is

Date: 2011-03-02 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Ivan had no qualms about offering up his name, but the fact Kaz wouldn't lend him his first was enough to have him bite off the words moments before they left mouth.]

Why? I asked first.

[video]

Date: 2011-03-02 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
Why not? Don't see why I should introduce myself just because you say so. You were pretty rude before.

[He gives Ivan a sly smirk.]

But maybe you could make it up to me.

[video]

Date: 2011-03-02 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[He eyed that smirk with a sort of hungry interest--one he apparently didn't seem too keen on acting on.]

I don't owe you anything. I'll exchange my name for yours, but you need to tell first.

[video]

Date: 2011-03-02 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
You asked first, as you recall. You've gotta give a little to get a little sometimes.

[The interest certainly catches his eye. That could be interesting. But he's not going to give in so easy. He shrugs loosely and leans back, apparently fine with those conditions. Moving on, then.]

Don't see a whole lot of Russian military around here.

[video]

Date: 2011-03-02 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
... [Why was this man being so difficult? Ivan could do little more than glower at him.]

...No? What does it matter to you?

[If he can't get his name, maybe he could get a nationality.]

[video]

Date: 2011-03-02 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
[Kaz is secretly a huge troll.]

Well, people around here aren't even necessarily from the same planet as us. Can't blame a guy for noticing something from home.

[video]

Date: 2011-03-02 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
So I've heard...you should know me then!

[Ivan likes to think he's as famous as the coattails he rides on.]

[video]

Date: 2011-03-02 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
[You can dream, Ivan.]

...should I?

[video]

Date: 2011-03-02 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Yes--you just don't know my face, I get it~

[He smiles confidently.]

[video]

Date: 2011-03-02 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
...I don't know about that. I'm usually pretty good with faces.

[video]

Date: 2011-03-03 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
...Surely you know Colonel Volgin?

[Well he's basically giving away his title just by mentioning that--at least he would be back home.]

[video]

Date: 2011-03-04 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
Well, not personally. Especially since he's been dead for years.

[video] KAZ WHY

Date: 2011-03-04 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[For a moment, Ivan looked horrified and like he might just cry.] Dead--

[But the Colonel wasn't dead, and he clenched his jaw and scowled at Kaz over the screen.]

You're nothing but lowlife scum who has no idea what he's talking about! The Colonel is alive and well, and if he were here right now he'd make it known.

[video] WHOOPS

Date: 2011-03-04 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
Scum? Hey, I resent that.

[Would this face lie to you, Raikov?]

Do me a favor and tell me what year it was for you.

[video]

Date: 2011-03-04 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Resent it all you want, it's the truth.

[He's still peaking in agitation; blame it on the fact even the idea of Volgin being dead was enough to cripple him.]

What year? You don't even know what year it is?

[video]

Date: 2011-03-04 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[After everything else that's happened here so far...]

...1964.

[video]

Date: 2011-03-04 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
[Russian military, Volgin, from 1964, just like Big Boss. Coincidence? Maybe. Worth looking into, though.]

Aha! See, I thought so. Ten years out of date from where I'm standing.

[video]

Date: 2011-03-04 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Out of date...? You're delusional.

[But what if--Volgin--no, no, that was a stupid thought. He shouldn't let it get to him.

Plans with the Shagohod were going accordingly.]

[video]

Date: 2011-03-04 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kazofalltrades.livejournal.com
[Sure they were.]

Nope! Sounds pretty unbelievable, I know. But I've met people here from further in the future. The past, too. It's pretty wild.

[video]

Date: 2011-03-04 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[They killed the American spy, and any others that follow will meet the same fate.]

...[He rolled his eyes and shook his head, speaking in a dubious tone.]

Sure. Whatever you say.

[video]

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