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[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.

Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.

There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]

Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!

[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]

If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--

[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]

Date: 2011-02-25 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocksandawes.livejournal.com
They should have started me off with one of those.

video

Date: 2011-02-25 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
One of what?

[He simply lowers a brow.]

video

Date: 2011-02-26 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocksandawes.livejournal.com
Well, if you don't, I wouldn't complain~

[She's totally okay with leaving him without a Pokémon. :| Good thing she's a couple towns away from him.]

video

Date: 2011-02-26 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[He chuckles condescendingly.]

You really think I would give it to you? Not after what I've learned.

video

Date: 2011-02-26 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocksandawes.livejournal.com
Then what are you doing offering? Getting a girl's hopes up like that. You're heartless.

video

Date: 2011-02-26 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[He shrugs nonchalantly.]

I didn't know you would take it seriously.

[That's not to say he wouldn't have done it if he had.]
Edited Date: 2011-02-26 07:52 am (UTC)

video

Date: 2011-02-27 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocksandawes.livejournal.com
[Gotta save face. :|]

Not that seriously.

video

Date: 2011-02-27 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
No? You just said you "got your hopes up."

Seems pretty serious to me.

[He's just doing this on purpose.]

video

Date: 2011-02-27 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocksandawes.livejournal.com
Don't have enough brains in that pretty head of yours to recognize sarcasm when you hear it?

[Larxene is far too easy to troll.]

video

Date: 2011-02-27 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[It's not too hard to get under Ivan's skin either.

He looks slightly annoyed for a moment before covering it up with a bland expression.]

Oh, I do, but I'm not so sure about yourself.
Edited Date: 2011-02-27 05:10 am (UTC)

video

Date: 2011-02-27 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocksandawes.livejournal.com
Excuse me for playing along.

[Nah, she totally fell for it.]

video

Date: 2011-02-27 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.

[He can't tell if she meant it or not anymore, so he'll antagonize.]

video

Date: 2011-02-28 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocksandawes.livejournal.com
At least my Pokémon don't attack me.

[And as of her latest post that's not true anymore. ~time paradox~]

video

Date: 2011-02-28 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
...

[He doesn't have a comeback. Ivan is left speechless...for the most part.]

That was--! He...

video

Date: 2011-03-01 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocksandawes.livejournal.com
On second thought, I don't want a Pokémon that badly behaved.

[Because, you know, hers don't frequently pull her hair or climb into punchbowls or anything.]

video

Date: 2011-03-01 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Tch...it's not like I was going to give it to you anyway. Besides, he's just...new.

[Ivan gave the Pikachu a cross look.] And has yet to be disciplined.

video

Date: 2011-03-01 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocksandawes.livejournal.com
Good luck with that.

video

Date: 2011-03-02 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswiafu.livejournal.com
I don't need luck. I have skill.

[He scoffs, hand hovering near the screen.]

And if you're done wasting my time, I have things to do.

Re: video

Date: 2011-03-02 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shocksandawes.livejournal.com
Bye then.

[hangs up before he can get the last word!]

video

Date: 2011-03-02 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Hangs up before she ca--DAMMIT!!]

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