majorbonerkiller: (PUCKER UP MOTHERFUCKER)
2020-10-07 07:37 pm
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OOC: How's my driving?

Be honest now. ♥
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2020-07-22 04:48 pm

OOC: Character Relations

Arbitrarily updated CR chart. Only includes recent or fairly active CR.

[livejournal.com profile] musthatefrogs - Volgin, and a slightly unusual one at that. This one's been to another Nexus-like universe, where he had another Ivan. This Ivan is extremely jealous and trying his damnedest to keep him all for himself, even after being initially heart broken by the giant seemingly ditching him one night for several real-time months. When he came back there was a lot of arguing, but Ivan gave in. Now, after being injured Volgin is kind of like a personal cook and nurse. Eventually they moved into a new apartment after Volgin lost an eye and they and have grown closer since. Jealousy has shrunken to near nonexistence for Ivan, but being Volgin and Raikov, there are still plenty of road bumps.

In summary, lovers who argue a lot, are selfish bastards, but still care.

[livejournal.com profile] butthurtsleeper - A male EVA Ivan recruited as secretary during his "take over" on the intercom. EVA's milking Ivan for information while Ivan's just trying to milk him for sex. Spoilers: They're both winners. Ivan's abused EVA's alias "Toby" quite a bit when he had electric powers. Now, after the Cry Wolf event, he noticed a similiar scar they share and has gotten suspicious.

He see's Toby's meekness making him a disposable person only worth his time because of looks. EVA had a bit more headbutt to him and he enjoys that, especially because it pisses him off just a little bit.

[livejournal.com profile] fancy_shooting There is literally nobody he loathes more than an Ocelot. Annoyingly enough to him, he had to work with this one during Cry Wolf.

[livejournal.com profile] gameboy_sniper - One of the first people he met in the Nexus. Ivan likes to tease him and constantly try to worm his way into his pants, although the latter never works. When it comes down it though, he does have a strong appreciation for Pierre and values him as a comrade. Pierre's notably been there to save Ivan's ass when a Raiden attacked him.

[livejournal.com profile] neurotic_insect - A very skinny psychic who he first met when forced into a blind date. Both Russian, they have a bit in common. Ivan doesn't mind talking to him or his company. Has also helped save his ass. Ivan loathes him because he tries to proclaim himself better than him, and has threatened him on a few occasions--but never came through.
majorbonerkiller: (Default)
2012-01-01 02:32 pm

FISSIONMAILED: Forwardated to January 17th

[Roughly three weeks after this happened.]

[Ivan, for the most part, had forgotten about the whole marriage thing after Volgin hadn't brought it up the next morning. Maybe it entered his thoughts a day or two later, but that was about the extent of his afterthoughts on it.

So with that pushed out of his mind, life went along as usual. Volgin was in the other room, and Ivan had grown bored as he lay sprawled across the bed. As far as boredom in beds go, well, his solution was the same as always:

Ivan dipped a hand down the front of his pants and began to fondle himself.]
majorbonerkiller: (ANGLES)
2011-10-23 11:03 pm

FISSIONMAILED: It's not my birthday, asshole

[Ivan had taken today to sleep in. Curled up in his and Volgin's massive bed, barely noticeable under the lumps of sheets if not for that silvery-blonde head peeking out as a dead give away.]

[Nestled against his chest lay Galina, peacefully snoozing much like her master.]

[All-in-all...it was a completely average, uneventful day.]
majorbonerkiller: (coy bastard)
2011-10-03 09:33 am

Cry Wolf: Wolves Only

[Unlike his other presentation where Ivan's face was just a projection on a screen, the wolves get to meet him face-to-face on his ridiculous throne.]

Okay, wolves. [A snort.] What a pathetic two you are.

[A sigh, as if accepting their uselessness.] What's your plan of attack?
majorbonerkiller: (heh)
2011-09-27 06:57 pm

FISSIONMAILED: Backdated to late August

[After moving near the beginning of August after Volgin had his eye torn out, things had relatively settled in the new apartment. Ivan, begrudgingly, admitted it was theirs and not just his, and Volgin had found a new bed.

Now a few weeks later, Galina was still sharing her bed with Ivan while Volgin lay in the next room over. Raikov saw no issue with it, appreciating his privacy after their occasional roaming of the Nexus together. (Other times they would wander off separately of course, but plenty was spent with one or the other in tow.)

In any case Volgin cooked, Ivan amateurishly cooked (only for himself; Volgin wouldn't touch it), a bit of cleaning was done by both, and Galina happily mopped the floor with her tongue.

And so goes on another day, Ivan at the edge of his seat as he was sucked into a movie full of gratuitous explosions.]
majorbonerkiller: (the fuck?)
2011-09-24 01:10 am

NonCanon: Snapped

[Ivan leaned in close to the mirror, eyeballing the cut across his face. He ran a gloved finger over it with a frown, noting that it yes, it had re-closed since its re-opening from his borrowed electric powers.]

[But now it was red and angry, slightly swelled above the surface. All together, hideous. Not to mention the sword wounds all over his arm and some on his chest that had suffered the same gruesome reanimation. Luckily those could be covered, kept hidden and neat.]

[Ivan curled and uncurled the fingers on his cybernetic hand, metal and joints creaking. A glove was pulled over it with slight resistance, and then he headed out the door.]

[An entire day spent wandering the Nexus, and all he had to show for it was a full belly and some ammo. Outside rooms were a bore. Effect rooms were to be avoided. His "secretary" was not around right now for casual encounters.]

[There were no other interests that day; nobody to take out his annoyance on of his again marred face. But there was Volgin, back at his apartment that he was now approaching. Volgin, on the couch as usual, acting like a-]

Lazy old man.
majorbonerkiller: (Default)
2011-08-31 02:14 am

NonCanon: Moving

[Today was the day. Ivan was determinded. He swung open the door to his room and announced, hands on hips and loud enough for the neighbors to hear.]

YEVGENY! WE'RE MOVING!

[Oh, guess there was no reason to yell though; he was right on the couch.]

Hey, we're moving.
majorbonerkiller: (uwaaahh)
2011-07-30 12:39 am

FISSIONMAILED: Somethin' to eat?

[After this and this.]

Your eye--Volgin, we have to get you to the doctor. Look at you, you're limping!

[Raikov, tried to get in front of the giant, to stop him from just walking aimlessly down the hall. The doctor was in the opposite direction!]
majorbonerkiller: (mm~)
2011-07-20 12:11 am

FISSIONMAILED: Nuclear Winter

[Ivan was allowed to move back into his apartment now, though it seemed a dubious decision considering he could barely take care of his own wounds. That's what boyfriends and colleagues were for though, right?

Except even Ivan didn't have it in him to boss people around today. He woke up on occasion and then he would fall back asleep. Though he might stay awake for a few hours at a time now, it still wasn't much; the medicine knocked him out and the pain took away his motivation.

Anyway, it all lead up to one gut-wrenching factor:]

Where's Galina...?
majorbonerkiller: (uwaaahh)
2011-04-10 08:23 pm
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004▼accidental video; action for Cherrygrove

[Ivan is busy panicking behind the counter of the PokeMart he works part time at, not realizing his PokeGear was left on record when he changed his mind earlier about making a broadcast. He was so terrified that he released his Gyarados from its Pokeball, ordering it to create an extra barrier between him and any bug Pokemon. The large Pokemon's body wrapped loosely around him and Zhenya, it's tail flopping over the counter.]

I never thought bugs could be so terrifying...I wonder if this is how Yevgeny feels about tree frogs...

[A Pineco could be heard exploding nearby, and Ivan jumped with a yelp, sounding like a scared little girl. He squeezed his Pikachu so hard the thing looked like it was going to choke.]
majorbonerkiller: (i am annoy)
2011-04-07 06:27 am

003▼voice; action for Cherrygrove

[voice;]

This is ridiculous! I should have never left Mahogany town. My clothes are filthy from travel, back at Groznyj Grad I would have been provided a vehicle!

[He grumbles.]

Those monsters, Pokémon, if I see one more purple rat I'm going to scream. You can't even eat them! THEY'RE USELESS!

[Looks like he screamed anyway. His Pikachu can be heard in the background.]

Pika...?

It's either eat berries or take menial jobs...I became a Major so lesser people would do this for me.

[action;]

[If anybody in Cherrygrove decides to visit the PokéMart, Ivan's there, begrudgingly working part time at the register and wasting time by fiddling with his PokéGear. He's still wearing his scuffed up Major's uniform, of course.]
majorbonerkiller: (dicks don't go there...)
2011-03-14 05:13 pm

002▼video; action for Lake of Rage (backdated to the 10th)

[An hour or two his ass. This was taking a lot more than an hour or two! Although the camera's lens only showed Ivan's feet storming down the path, screen bobbing as the Pokemon that held is waddled along, he could still be heard grumbling from above.]

This better be worth it...

...I swear to god if he isn't here.


Pii...

[He stopped suddenly, Pikachu hurrying forward as fast as he could on two legs to catch a view of the large lake.]

Pika, pika pi!

Wait--are you recording this?! Give me that!

[The small Pokemon bounced excitedly, but Ivan merely scooped the electric rat up and reclaimed his Pokegear before setting him back down.]

Piii....

[The feed cuts off.]

(ooc: first thread is NSFW)
majorbonerkiller: (coy bastard)
2011-02-22 04:36 pm

001▼video; action for Mahogany Town

[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.

Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.

There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]

Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!

[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]

If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--

[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]
majorbonerkiller: (dicks don't go there...)
2010-12-18 03:42 am

FISSIONMAILED: Apartment complex

Well Ivan certainly didn't remember leaving the door to his apartment wide open, just beckoning squatters to come shit on his carpet--or even worse, eat his food.

Not that they weren't all squatters here anyway. Ivan crouched down near the door frame, pulling out his tranquilizer gun. He peered over the threshold, and took a chance, hoping his dog was still here--and still alive.

"Galina! Here girl!"

When he heard the familiar patter and panting he sighed in relief, ruffling her ears when she was close enough, "Good girl." Curse himself for smiling at a time like this.

Slightly more confident now with his canine comrade, Ivan entered the dark apartment, keeping his footsteps quiet and his tranquilizer at the ready.

And he almost immediately tripped over his own dirty laundry, screaming in the process of mid-falling terror. Luckily his amazing acrobatic skills (catching himself on the dresser) came to the rescue.

Moving forward towards the center of the room Ivan could hear--breathing. He baited his breath, trying to hold back any instincts to just start shooting up the place. He was fueled by a sort of cocktail of terror and anger--how dare somebody come waltzing into his apartment thinking they own the goddamn place?!

He padded closer, towards the sounds of life--they must be on the couch, since he just knocked his knee on the coffee table and had to hiss in silent agony a moment before going on.

Finally steadying himself he located the perpetrator's head after several seconds (a whole minute of squinting) and pressed the muzzle of his gun against it, "Get up!"
majorbonerkiller: (the fuck?)
2010-09-04 07:21 pm

FISSIONMAILED: That better be paint and not what I think it is.

[Ivan was relaxing in one of the outdoor rooms. The sun shining, a cool breeze blowing through his hair. A stash of snackcakes by his side...


...and a sniper positioned on an adjacent cliffside several hundred feet away.]
majorbonerkiller: (Default)
2010-05-03 07:00 pm

FISSIONMAILED: SCANDALOUS!

[Raikov was actually glad he picked this floor--it meant it was easy to spot. He didn't have to count stairs, he could just keep walking until he found the bloody, eerily abandoned (well, mostly abandoned) hall.]

Ah! Here it is. [He grinned, putting his hands on his--now clothed--hips.]