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003▼voice; action for Cherrygrove

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This is ridiculous! I should have never left Mahogany town. My clothes are filthy from travel, back at Groznyj Grad I would have been provided a vehicle!

[He grumbles.]

Those monsters, Pokémon, if I see one more purple rat I'm going to scream. You can't even eat them! THEY'RE USELESS!

[Looks like he screamed anyway. His Pikachu can be heard in the background.]

Pika...?

It's either eat berries or take menial jobs...I became a Major so lesser people would do this for me.

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[If anybody in Cherrygrove decides to visit the PokéMart, Ivan's there, begrudgingly working part time at the register and wasting time by fiddling with his PokéGear. He's still wearing his scuffed up Major's uniform, of course.]

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Dude, you tried to eat a Rattata?

[He sounds suspicious.]

Why wouldn't I? It looked like it was edible.

I dunno, you don't hear people talk about eating Pokémon. It seems kinda... wrong or something.

[He snorted.] I noticed.

But what are you, a vegetarian? They don't look any different than any other animal you could eat. Except that you can't eat them.

No, that's not--! [Geeze, wondering what the hell's up with him] Listen, I don't eat animals that are like pets, you know? That's... kinda how these guys are. It just seems messed up. Though I guess there's a reason you can't eat them.

[Ivan just enjoys being an antagonist.]

Pets? They're no more pets than guard dogs when you own one, and besides--do you go out in to the wilderness back home and call every rat and snake you come across your pet? [Don't answer that, Ivan will answer it for you.] I didn't think so. I call that somethin' to eat~

[Yosuke has a bad history with antagonists, so he's just derpin']

Uh. Generally? I don't go out in the wilderness. Or, you know, hunt snakes or rats, dude. Ugh, no. That's not what I call "something to eat." Ever.

[Ivan's enjoying himself!]

I used to before I got a cushy position inside~ But I'm sure you're just lazy. [A beat.] Anyway, when your choice is between Russian Rations or a snake...trust me, the snake is much more appetizing.

Hu-- Hey! How does any of this have to do with me being lazy!? Just 'cause I don't need to hunt snakes, or... eat Russian Rations or whatever doesn't make me lazy!

Well, let's see: you never go outside--you said it yourself--and you only eat packaged food. How deplorable...

[He idly adds:] Too bad, you don't sound half as bad as you must look.

I never said I didn't go outs-- [And then hears that last part.] Wh-what the hell is that supposed to mean!?

Yes you did--[Ivan sounds like he's grinning.] That you're a troll with a pretty voice.

Wh- Hey, what the hell!? How the hell am I a troll!?

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[The door opens, but there's no one there. The door closes and a few moments later another Pikachu jumps onto the counter and waves at Zhenya with a big smile on its face.]

Pika pi! Pika pika!

[Ivan jumps back in fright, looking around for the trainer. Zhenya just pipes up happily.]

Pikaa! Pikachu!

[He waits a moment before grumbling and shooing the Pikachu to get off the counter.]

Get out! [He scoops Zhenya up in his arm to separate them.]

[The Pikachu just avoids Ivan's arms, thinking that the other was just playing, so it laughs.]

Pika~! Pika~!

Jinjing! [The door opens and this time China enters the store. Jinjing's ears twitch when he hears his name and he turns around to face China before jumping onto him and climbing up to his shoulder. China then speaks in Mandarin to the pokemon.]

You shouldn't cause trouble for others, aru. Also I was worried sick when I turned around and you weren't there! What would Hong Kong say if I lost you?

[Jinjing's expression falls a little and his ears droop as he lets out a soft apology. He also sends an apologizing glance at Jinjing and Ivan.]

[Ivan just stares at China as he speaks Mandarin, various stereotypes coming to mind.]

You caught a Pikachu? [He finally asks as Zhenya waves his arms frantically, trying to tell Jinjing that he didn't need to worry about anything--Ivan is just grumpy.]

[China looks at Ivan and shakes his head, smiling a little.]

Oh, no, aru. Jinjing was my brother's starter pokemon. However, now that he's no longer here, Jinjing is my responsibility now, aru. And I apologize if he caused any trouble, he must have gotten excited over meeting another Pikachu.

[Jinjing's ears perk up a little and he smiles sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head with one hand.]

Oh, right. That explains it...

[He feels a bit jealous, although he can't place why. He just is. After all, he had a Pikachu first.

Ivan placed Zhenya back on the counter.]

Well I still have an hour left in my shift, so what do you want?

[Oh, Ivan. You're going to be jealous of everything, aren't you?]

[China just blinks at first. However, he soon remembers that they were running low on rice.]

One bag of rice, aru. Otherwise we won't have enough for tonight.

Speaking of shifts, I'll be heading over to mine after this, aru.

[He's good at that.]

[Ivan grumbles and points to one of the shelves across from him.]

We don't sell that over the counter.

[He leans his chin in his hand, looking rather disgruntled.]

This is so pathetic...I'm doing the work of a Maggot...no, lower than a Maggot! A civilian.

[When China turns to get the rice, Jinjing jumps off his shoulder and back onto the counter. He extends his paw out to Zhenya with a smile on his face.]

Pika.

[China sighs and turns again once he has the rice.]

Working at a place like this is nothing, aru. Try taking care of eight younger siblings while defending your country at the same time.

Chuu. [Zhenya shakes the other's paw with a big smile.]

[Ivan bluntly replies, taking the rice and scanning it.] I don't have any siblings. P300.

[Jinjing's smile grows bigger and he nods his head.] Pi pikachu!

[China takes the money from bag and hands it to Ivan before taking the rice.]

That might be a good thing, aru. It makes things harder for yourself when all your siblings are wary of you and dislike you to the point where they come at you, armed, several times.

[Take it from his personal experiences.]

[Zhenya nods back a couple times, holding his arms out.] Piii ka!

[Ivan counts out the cash and pulls out a few bills for himself while China wasn't looking.]

If I had siblings I'd make sure they knew their place--under me. [He huffed; the man was not in the best of moods today.]

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