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[voice;]

This is ridiculous! I should have never left Mahogany town. My clothes are filthy from travel, back at Groznyj Grad I would have been provided a vehicle!

[He grumbles.]

Those monsters, Pokémon, if I see one more purple rat I'm going to scream. You can't even eat them! THEY'RE USELESS!

[Looks like he screamed anyway. His Pikachu can be heard in the background.]

Pika...?

It's either eat berries or take menial jobs...I became a Major so lesser people would do this for me.

[action;]

[If anybody in Cherrygrove decides to visit the PokéMart, Ivan's there, begrudgingly working part time at the register and wasting time by fiddling with his PokéGear. He's still wearing his scuffed up Major's uniform, of course.]

voice;

Date: 2011-04-08 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Ivan just enjoys being an antagonist.]

Pets? They're no more pets than guard dogs when you own one, and besides--do you go out in to the wilderness back home and call every rat and snake you come across your pet? [Don't answer that, Ivan will answer it for you.] I didn't think so. I call that somethin' to eat~

voice;

Date: 2011-04-08 12:32 am (UTC)
skillspanner: (I feel like ↵ Disapproving)
From: [personal profile] skillspanner
[Yosuke has a bad history with antagonists, so he's just derpin']

Uh. Generally? I don't go out in the wilderness. Or, you know, hunt snakes or rats, dude. Ugh, no. That's not what I call "something to eat." Ever.

voice;

Date: 2011-04-08 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[Ivan's enjoying himself!]

I used to before I got a cushy position inside~ But I'm sure you're just lazy. [A beat.] Anyway, when your choice is between Russian Rations or a snake...trust me, the snake is much more appetizing.

voice;

Date: 2011-04-08 03:50 am (UTC)
skillspanner: (Any sense ↵ What the fuck?)
From: [personal profile] skillspanner
Hu-- Hey! How does any of this have to do with me being lazy!? Just 'cause I don't need to hunt snakes, or... eat Russian Rations or whatever doesn't make me lazy!

voice;

Date: 2011-04-08 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Well, let's see: you never go outside--you said it yourself--and you only eat packaged food. How deplorable...

[He idly adds:] Too bad, you don't sound half as bad as you must look.

voice;

Date: 2011-04-09 07:24 am (UTC)
skillspanner: (So you don't hurt so much ↵ sjkdhkf)
From: [personal profile] skillspanner
I never said I didn't go outs-- [And then hears that last part.] Wh-what the hell is that supposed to mean!?

voice;

Date: 2011-04-09 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Yes you did--[Ivan sounds like he's grinning.] That you're a troll with a pretty voice.

voice;

Date: 2011-04-09 05:04 pm (UTC)
skillspanner: (So you don't hurt so much ↵ sjkdhkf)
From: [personal profile] skillspanner
Wh- Hey, what the hell!? How the hell am I a troll!?
Edited Date: 2011-04-09 05:04 pm (UTC)

voice;

Date: 2011-04-09 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Until you prove otherwise...what am I supposed to think?

voice;

Date: 2011-04-09 09:44 pm (UTC)
skillspanner: (Will I wake up ↵ Enraged)
From: [personal profile] skillspanner
I dunno, that I'm a normal guy!?

voice;

Date: 2011-04-10 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
You sound flustered...you must be hiding something~

voice;

Date: 2011-04-10 06:47 am (UTC)
skillspanner: (So you don't hurt so much ↵ sjkdhkf)
From: [personal profile] skillspanner
I'm not hiding anything! You're the one making this a big deal!!

voice;

Date: 2011-04-10 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
[He snickers.]

You're the one yelling. Lower your voice, maggot!

voice;

Date: 2011-04-11 01:19 am (UTC)
skillspanner: (Self control from all the helplessness)
From: [personal profile] skillspanner
Who the hell are you calling a maggot?!

voice;

Date: 2011-04-11 03:00 am (UTC)
skillspanner: (I try and try to remember ↵ Blush)
From: [personal profile] skillspanner
I didn't mean it like that!

voice;

Date: 2011-04-11 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
Then stop acting so surprised. It's not like you've given me a name.

voice;

Date: 2011-04-11 11:46 pm (UTC)
skillspanner: (When everything is overrated? ↵ B|)
From: [personal profile] skillspanner
It's not like you asked!

voice;

Date: 2011-04-12 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
You're one to talk.

State your name, Maggot.

voice;

Date: 2011-04-12 04:28 am (UTC)
skillspanner: (And I will crawl ↵ Pissed)
From: [personal profile] skillspanner
Why the hell would I wanna tell my name to someone who starts off by calling me maggot!? Screw that, dude!

voice;

Date: 2011-04-13 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volginswaifu.livejournal.com
That's what we use in the military. I'm a Major, after all~

[BRAGGING? A BIT.]

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