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majorbonerkiller) wrote2011-02-22 04:36 pm
majorbonerkiller) wrote2011-02-22 04:36 pm
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001▼video; action for Mahogany Town
[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.
Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.
There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]
Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!
[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]
If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--
[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]
Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.
There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]
Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!
[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]
If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--
[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]
Video
[Hair now nice and neat (or so he thought), Ivan turned the camera back 'round.]
So what was that about being stuck here?
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[Snicker.]
You missed some.
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--What?
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Your hair. There's still some sticking up.
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[He starts to laugh, not even hearing the comment about his hair.]
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[A low laugh.]
Look at that creature beside you. Those don't exist on Earth. There's no planes, no buses, no cars. There are no weapons. You went to sleep somewhere else and woke up here. It's not my fault if you're not smart enough to figure it out.
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[Ivan did glance over at the rat though, an inkling of doubt written on his face.]
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[And just to mock him, his Skarmory points its giant metal head in the video and screeches.]
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What--wh-what the hell is that thing?!
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[He lightly pushes Hal the Skarmory away.]
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[Pikachu makes another annoyed whine, but Ivan ignores him.]
Something about having to steal as many as possible...
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[He frowns at the stranger, suddenly feeling a well of rare anger surge up in him.]
How dare you...
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[He just gives Huey a perplexed look, with a hint of smugness--simply because the other man seems angry.
It doesn't really matter why he's angry, just that Ivan caused it and that was something to be smug about.]
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[He flounders angrily, glaring at the man. If it even was a man.]
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[Shrugs.]
Video (oh god so late I'm sorry)
Video (pff, it's fine)
Hardly. I don't join an organization just because they offer.
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[Deadpan.]
If you're not one of them, you might want to run away then. They're terrible people.
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[Because as it was right now, he was getting paid P1000 a week and had a place to stay.]
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[He just wanted to back Huey up into a corner, trap him like a rat.]
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Do you always talk like that about people who live life differently than yourself? You're a Yankee, aren't you?