majorbonerkiller | 001▼video; action for Mahogany Town

[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.

Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.

There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]

Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!

[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]

If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--

[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]

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You think you can just mock the most powerful man in Russia?! A little girl like you?

[Oh, he's mad all right.]

Well, I don't see anyone stopping me, so...

_{[Teenagers feed on stuck-up people getting mad. It is like their life force.]}

You're just lucky this is over video phone or I would come over there and stop you myself.

[And Ivan is like that kid who starts shouting and resorts to violence the moment he's insulted.]

I'm just a lucky duck like that, aren't I?

Anyway, love to see you try.

_{[These two will clearly be the best of friends.]}

[He scowled.]

Do you have a bite to match that big mouth of yours, little girl?

[Clearly.]

_{[The wolfish grin she's wearing is answer enough by itself, at least in terms of her obvious confidence, but she replies anyway.]}

More than enough.

Wanna see?

[Ivan is hardly intimidated, narrowing his eyes in response.]

If you're so eager to lose.

_{[She doesn't seem too bothered by his lack of being intimidated.]}

I'm in a city called Violet.

Better come quick, or I might keep insulting male strippers. And that's terrible.

[He scowled again, realizing he was unable to leave Mahogany.]

I don't have time to waste finding you. I'm waiting for a delivery.

Oh. I see how it is.

_{[See that Cheshire grin she's got? It's mocking you. It's mocking you oh so hard. IS THE ANGRY RUSSIAN MAN TOO FRIGHTENED TO COME FIGHT A TEENAGE GIRL? PO' BABY.]}

[Oh, Ivan sees it--and he hates it, but he has no choice. Yao was coming up to Mahogany to give him a Gyarados.]

You're foolish if you think I'm afraid of the likes of you. As soon as I have my delivery I'll get to you, brat.

_{[HEE HEE.]}

All right, but don't expect me to feel sympathetic if you chicken out!

_{[Was she being a cocky little jerk? Yes. But... it's been awhile since she's had a good fight. Besides, this guy practically picked it himself!]}

Don't expect me to take mercy when you beg for it.

[~~RAGEQUITS~~ ends feed.]

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