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majorbonerkiller) wrote2011-02-22 04:36 pm
majorbonerkiller) wrote2011-02-22 04:36 pm
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001▼video; action for Mahogany Town
[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.
Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.
There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]
Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!
[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]
If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--
[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]
Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.
There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]
Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!
[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]
If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--
[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]
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I didn't know you would take it seriously.
[That's not to say he wouldn't have done it if he had.]
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Not that seriously.
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Seems pretty serious to me.
[He's just doing this on purpose.]
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[Larxene is far too easy to troll.]
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He looks slightly annoyed for a moment before covering it up with a bland expression.]
Oh, I do, but I'm not so sure about yourself.
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[Nah, she totally fell for it.]
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[He can't tell if she meant it or not anymore, so he'll antagonize.]
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[And as of her latest post that's not true anymore. ~time paradox~]
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[He doesn't have a comeback. Ivan is left speechless...for the most part.]
That was--! He...
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[Because, you know, hers don't frequently pull her hair or climb into punchbowls or anything.]
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[Ivan gave the Pikachu a cross look.] And has yet to be disciplined.
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[He scoffs, hand hovering near the screen.]
And if you're done wasting my time, I have things to do.
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[hangs up before he can get the last word!]
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