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[The video screen shook a bit, as Ivan seemed to be adjusting it after finally figuring out how the damn thing worked. His face took up the majority of the screen.

Amazing! This thing didn't even look like a camera, and it seemed to do a lot more than just that too. They had portable cameras where he came from, but video was a whole 'nother story.

There was a whine, obviously feral, and the camera shifted down to a small yellow rat. Or Pikachu, but Ivan preferred to call it a rat.]

Heh! And look at this thing--it fits into a ball!

[He shoves it with his foot. The "rat" protests again, sparking angrily. Ivan either ignores it or simply doesn't notice as he turns the camera back to his beautiful visage. The lens wasn't as close now, and his Soviet Major's uniform could be seen. He had refused to change into his new Rocket uniform.]

If somebody could explain to me how to get home, the only assholes I talked to--

[And that's about the last thing Ivan says (besides a surprised scream) as he gets a good shock and the feed ends.]

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Stealing other peoples' Pokèmon? That's pathetic, you... you worm!

[He flounders angrily, glaring at the man. If it even was a man.]

Heh, I haven't done anything, so maybe you should calm down before you accuse the wrong person and get yourself into some real trouble..

[Shrugs.]

Edited 2011-02-27 22:52 (UTC)

You're one of them! Team Rocket!

[Team Rocket? Yeah, that's what his uniform said and what he'd been told in a note upon arriving, but he hardly considered himself a member despite currently lounging in their headquarters.]

Hardly. I don't join an organization just because they offer.

They don't offer.

[Deadpan.]

If you're not one of them, you might want to run away then. They're terrible people.

Yeah? What's so bad about them?

[Because as it was right now, he was getting paid P1000 a week and had a place to stay.]

They're common thieves. [His voice is scornful.] Really, it's pitiful.

And who are you, so high and mighty to judge how somebody else lives their life?

[He just wanted to back Huey up into a corner, trap him like a rat.]

Any decent person would look down on scum like that. People who're too lazy or stupid to work for themselves, so they take what other people have earned.

[Ivan grins venomously.]
Do you always talk like that about people who live life differently than yourself? You're a Yankee, aren't you?

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