003▼voice; action for Cherrygrove

[majorbonerkiller]

[voice;]

This is ridiculous! I should have never left Mahogany town. My clothes are filthy from travel, back at Groznyj Grad I would have been provided a vehicle!

[He grumbles.]

Those monsters, Pokémon, if I see one more purple rat I'm going to scream. You can't even eat them! THEY'RE USELESS!

[Looks like he screamed anyway. His Pikachu can be heard in the background.]

Pika...?

It's either eat berries or take menial jobs...I became a Major so lesser people would do this for me.

[action;]

[If anybody in Cherrygrove decides to visit the PokéMart, Ivan's there, begrudgingly working part time at the register and wasting time by fiddling with his PokéGear. He's still wearing his scuffed up Major's uniform, of course.]

Comments

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[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[Ivan's enjoying himself!]

I used to before I got a cushy position inside~ But I'm sure you're just lazy. [A beat.] Anyway, when your choice is between Russian Rations or a snake...trust me, the snake is much more appetizing.

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[skillspanner]

Hu-- Hey! How does any of this have to do with me being lazy!? Just 'cause I don't need to hunt snakes, or... eat Russian Rations or whatever doesn't make me lazy!

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[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Well, let's see: you never go outside--you said it yourself--and you only eat packaged food. How deplorable...

[He idly adds:] Too bad, you don't sound half as bad as you must look.

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[skillspanner]

I never said I didn't go outs-- [And then hears that last part.] Wh-what the hell is that supposed to mean!?

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[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Yes you did--[Ivan sounds like he's grinning.] That you're a troll with a pretty voice.

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[skillspanner]

Wh- Hey, what the hell!? How the hell am I a troll!?

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[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Until you prove otherwise...what am I supposed to think?

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[skillspanner]

I dunno, that I'm a normal guy!?

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[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

You sound flustered...you must be hiding something~

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[skillspanner]

I'm not hiding anything! You're the one making this a big deal!!

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[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[He snickers.]

You're the one yelling. Lower your voice, maggot!

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[skillspanner]

Who the hell are you calling a maggot?!

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[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

You! Are you deaf?

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[skillspanner]

I didn't mean it like that!

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[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Then stop acting so surprised. It's not like you've given me a name.

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[skillspanner]

It's not like you asked!

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[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

You're one to talk.

State your name, Maggot.

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[skillspanner]

Why the hell would I wanna tell my name to someone who starts off by calling me maggot!? Screw that, dude!

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[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

That's what we use in the military. I'm a Major, after all~

[BRAGGING? A BIT.]